Replace “ice water” with “scorpions” and I’m right there with you.

Trump’s bucket would look like weak ass Tang 12 seconds into Biden’s response.

That’s the circumcision scar. 

So, I guess this begs the question of how many 1st graders Don Jr. knows well enough to know they’re running for class president (mind you, that isn’t a thing).

Let’s all vote to make sure the drug of choice for the entire Trump crime cartel becomes toilet wine.

I am highly interested in this person, what exactly led them to flex against the entire grand jury process, and where they were taught the grit to flex like this.

Rename the street the police station is on.  That’d piss them off sooooo much...

I’ve seen so many terrible takes on this. Blaming Obama. Blaming RBG even.

Nah.  Everybody who didn’t vote for Hillary in 2016 fucked us all.

Yo if we are all looking for someone to blame, we have each other to blame. What kinda fucked up system has us on the edge of our God damn seats about the health of an 80-something-year-old-woman? That’s some stupid shit to prop up. Objectively, she never should have had that position, whether she dipped during Obama…

My face hasn’t been this supple in years from the constant steaming.

As a person of Cherokee descendants that’s been identified as white at birth by my mother I have been on the receiving end of much discrimination due to my being born into a life of poverty not race.

Gotta get out while the gettin’s good. Don’t want to lose that fat pension this deep into their careers.

Sir...ma’am, this is a Wendy’s. 

This is fair. Garbage food of questionable provenance should be cheap. That’s why we eat it, fast, cheap, and so full of salt and preservatives there’s no way it can taste bad. If the garbage food starts to cost almost the same amount as something that actually tastes good, then what’s the point of the garbage food…

Retract your fangs, please. I am about as Left as they come, but c’mon now, Liz is Wonderbread white. I mentioned her half as a joke, and half not, given the article we are discussing. At best, I employed snark, not an attack.

After watching the video can’t believe she managed that for that long, she looks like the Karen archetype and her barrio impression was like a shit American impersonation of a cockney.

“but one that can lead to bigger revelations like,”

I do 10 pushups. Gonna have pecs like boulders by the end of the election. 

The issue isn’t what Falwell and Becki are into it is the fact that he, his family, The GOP & phony ass evangelicals everywhere have judged, tormented and demonized The LGTBQ community forever while pretending to be an example of “Good Christians.” I mean even up until this morning this bitch ass cuck was trying to…