Do you know where I put my keys?

Shameless.

As someone who was in foster care because I was gay and hated, who had his arm broken by a basher, Hart and his $200 million can get dragged straight to hell, that’s fine with me. He wasn’t a little tasteless. He said he’d hate it if his kid was gay and he joked about hitting him if he was. I really don’t like him…

I help with homeless kids, the stats are that 40% are sexual minorities, what I see is more like 80%, but he should see the weight on a 15 year old living in the stinking drugged out streets of the tenderloin of a city, the damage they have from carrying it, before he cracks another joke about hating or hitting a…

I always sensed that Too Low had aspirations to be Apartment Condemned, but never before heard a clear reference. How sad that Talons Archdiocese isn’t happy being Testes Leprosy, Typhoid Loving her own sweet self.  Instead she strives desperately to be Amputated Colon. I suppose all of us must have a dream.

Is there any chance that Gaga doesn’t need to ruin the chances, but that they were already ruined because the movie, always a huge cliche, (but once genuine and fun), is officially dull and a highly calculated star promotion in its 89th reiteration? 

In the movie Interview with a Vampire, vampires in Paris have a special theatre where high society comes to watch the shows, where the plot is always of a terrified actress begging for her life, while the vampires tease her, and joke about death, and kill her. Except what the audience doesn’t know is that it isn’t…

Not just Hellmann’s but Hellmann’s Gallon Size.

Wow. I just made myself watch 3 minutes of that, and its pure business, like money is changing hands, or lawyers wrote the script. Not a drop of nuance or reality, just hype.

Did you see it? The theme is her asking whether anybody should relate to her given how she’s worth $400 million and she comes up with the heartwarming answer yes.  I didn’t get to vote.

Yes.

I’d like to see the Dems negotiate and fight for a billion dollars to spend on a few hundred judges, interpreters, and social workers who can go down there and sort things out so people aren’t in a concentration camp for 5 years before their case comes up.

Hell, throw the podium in too.

Yeah, but I think you’ve got to throw the old carcass out, and start from scratch.  So many politicians modify diseased systems, and the modifications just become part of it.

People wrote some veritable books! If only they spent that energy cleaning their ovens.

There has to be some deep investment in this. Not only is he a metastasizing and detonating disease, but prosecutors knew a baby kicker getting free would be in the national news!!! 

Damn, I looked it up and everything! Numbers have never been my strong suit, but I thought I had a strong talent for copying them from one place to another.

Yep, I was just thinking, Earl missed his calling as a prison guard.

She’s real competent and pretty, but probably makes so much dough because she’s unexceptional and doesn’t have an edge. (Highest paid US actress two years straight. Money goes to money.) 

Looked it up, 54. She’s been 24-34 forever. One of her biggest movies, Miss Congeniality, made in 2012, is based on the premise that she’s a nerdy detective who goes undercover as a Miss America contestant, so at 48 she plays a serious contender in a beauty pageant for 20 year olds. She did look pretty enough, I…