joejaydehaas--disqus
Killer BOB
joejaydehaas--disqus

True that. Some really got songs on there. I Took Your Name, Tongue, Frequency, Let Me In… R.E.M.'s mistakes were still a damn sight better than most people's magnum opii.

You could make a decent case for Elvis, who turned into a sweaty drugged up pile churning out terrible movies and doing a residency in Vegas (the benchmark for selling out).

Meh. I think U2 were fairly overhyped to begin with. They had one trick, they perfected it on Achtung Baby but after that everyone had seen it.

Alex Chilton still ended up with some credibility though. Rod Stewart is still singing Do You Think I'm Sexy to housewives while resembling a rotting onion.

Jesus, Outkast was already around in 1994?!

But all they did after In Utero was Unplugged, and that was pretty awesome. I'll agree that they probably would have turned crap in a few years time though.

Well, I like Ed Byrne's bit about her releasing a song called 'Ironic' despite not having the faintest idea what irony is.

Personally, I have no issues with people who piss over 15-year-old girls but this site is full of puritan moralists.

I won't go for Boyz II Men but a little Bell Biv Devoe every once in a blue moon is lush. I'm super white though.

I wish I was 15 back then. You guys got REM, Nirvana and Pearl Jam to be awkward and adolescent to, I had to make do with fucking Blink 182 and Smasmouth.

Jesus, '94 was a stinker. And you didn't even get to the death of Ayrton Senna at Imola.

Wasn't he the highest-earning entertainer in America not long ago?

Not being racist but what is it with black comedians and their desire to dress up as old ladies? Nutty Professor, Big Momma's House, Madea… Chris Rock seems to be the only major black comedian who's not into that shit.

Selina Gomez?

Pffff… White people, amirite?

To be fair, there's not a lot of different things you can do with the format of two guys discussing things at a dinner table.

Yeah, I'd never want to look like Brad Pitt at all

Good spy names are very nationality-sensitive, methinks. A hard-boiled, ruggedly handsome CIA ace should be called something like Hannibal T. Spencer, or Bruce White (or, if a girl spy, Destiny Jones).

Jacoby… Well, this is awkward.

INVISIBLE CAR!