My homegirls standing to my left and my right.

I’m so glad that Lena spoke out about our queer community because when Sarah Paulson and Kate McKinnon win they don’t talk about being lesbians and how winning gives our community visibility.

“Hags before stags” is my next (read: first) tattoo. Brilliant.

Yeah, I’ve been lurking around Jezebel brackets since the days of Cake vs. Pie, and this one is by far my fave. Badass ladies of mythology FTW.

SO all about that Hag Life.

Crone powa!! Hags before stags!

Hell yeah we just get a Living Single theme song chain started!

Baba Yaga kills dudes too, so I guess we’re really just sick of “penis people” in general

These are both worthy options, but I’m all in for Baba Yaga. Once we’re no longer lethal-sex desirable, we are all the crone. Our wisdom is our power. Our rejection of the patriarchy is the reason they fear us. We surround ourselves with our sisters because Fuck Dudes. We are mysterious and strong and don’t care what…

Voted Baba Yaga, and if there isn’t a palette out in time for Christmas, Imma be pissed.

WHAT?!?!

After years of sighing in disappointment at the tendency of the brackets to coalesce around the most neutral options, I’m pleased to see that Jezebel is firmly on the side of the murderous and monstrous.

I KNOW! I’m over here like WHY IS THIS A TIE?

The suspense is killing me.

HOW CAN THIS BE CLOSE? Baba Yaga is the only choice.

I feel like ultimately this has comed down to People Taking This Seriously vs. Everyone Else.

If white liberals ever wonder why minorities are so hard on their “allies” at times, this is the PERFECT example of why that is.

I love Tahani so much.

I love everything about that relationship, how everyone agrees that it makes absolutely no sense and how Janet keeps on matter-of-factly stating that she’s not a woman. And how her reason for marrying him was that her programming doesn’t contain anything that specifically tells her not to.

It was about as good as 13 episodes of TV are going to get. I pride myself on spotting a twist or a turn early and this one played me right up the last moment. And Ted Danson’s Cheshire Cat grin at the reveal? Perfect.