I am a kid person with a five year old and I find it fucked up. Just like when some dumbass asks me if my kid has a little girlfriend at kindergarten. I promptly get on my rabid soapbox and explain that sexualizing five year olds is fucked up and he has FRIENDS and on and on...

Dear Straight People,

‘They’ and derivatives can often (and should often) be used as gender neutral singular pronouns.

I’m the author for the comic actually. But I do travel through time, just linearly, at a rate of one minute per minute. Dreary answer, sorry.

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Kiss Him Not Me is so fun. If you like Ouran, I highly recommend it.

You know what? Fuck this attitude. My daughter was born this year, so I have a very good reason for 2016 to be a good year. And if you think it is bad now, we’re just now getting into the part where the beginnings of pop culture are dying of old age (as opposed to drugs or mental illness) so it is only going to get…

All his stupidity (and almost asperger’s-like social skills) can be easily explained away by the fact that he’s a Hufflepuff, a house I also got sorted into through Pottermore and meow fully embrace.

Memnoch the Devil is my absolute favorite. I don’t get the hate.

At least the guy who started it who wasn’t smart enough to hide his order sticker — when they don’t handwrite ya order they don’t handwrite ya name.

I bought some canvases that I plan on painting with Christmas type things to hang up on the wall behind my dining table. In my head it looks pretty. We’ll see what happens in reality.

Let’s all pledge to become better. spend a little more time caring, hungry for the truth. Only us the people can make this better

she was wed off to a tangerine Demogorgon to settle the debt of her parents, who stole magic beans from Donald Trump’s enchanted vegetable garden when she was only one year old.

He’s a gorram teddy bear lumberjack and I would do him yelling “timber!”

nah

Hate to get political but we need the X-men more than ever

Self absorbent guys arent all bad. You can use them to clean wine spills.

This is my boy, Archie, a four month old Australian shepherd-poodle mix. He is the sweetest little guy who I hope to train to be a therapy dog when he is old enough. :)

This is Ser Davos in his Peggy Schuyler costume. Work!

My dog absolutely is my baby.