“You have arrived at your destinatiooooon. Byeeeeeeeeeeeee”
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I don’t have a car, but if Alaska Thunderfuck ever voiced a GPS unit, I would buy one just to hear her drawl directions at me.
Enjoyed.
I was in a Starbucks yesterday and a gaggle of teenage girls, (I feel like gaggle isn’t right for teenage girls. A flock? A murder? A murder.) a murder of teenage girls came in behind me. As I finished my order, the barista (who was a treasure of a human being and recommended a kick-ass fruit sauce for baked brie)…
Sweet, sweet Casey. You had my attention with the LD language, my heart at your similar dislike for grody frozen lattes, and my sympathy when that hamfisted bitch threw said drink at you. Jesus.
Yes why
Well, some cats. And some dogs.
Cats are better at being dogs than dogs are. Another win for Team Cat HQ.
A win for Team Illumicati
I was reading about this earlier. This is the part that got me:
Laughing at “douchenozzle fart mouth.”
The moment I meet my very short, balding blind date, he skips the introductions to say this:
i love hanging out with my white friends
I’m with you right here. I’m mixed race as well and I constantly have my identity validated and invalidated by those around me. Some tell me I’m white, some tell my I’m black, some tell me I’m chinese, others call me a fucked up mix, just a hodge podge, a freak- and I don’t want to pass as anything, I just want to be…
White people are fucked up.
You will wrest my milk from my dead Scandinavian body. Also, it’s like one of three drinks I can even drink anymore cause of allergies. I think I will go have a glass of milk right now. Milk.
And just for contrast, here is what I ate more or less every day in high school:
It’s because of peanut allergies maybe? I don’t have a kid old enough to be in school but my friends that do say peanut butter in school lunches is now a big no-no. Anything with any peanuts can’t be brought to school because it endangers kids with peanut allergies. But not vaccinating your kid is fine... weird.