Laughing at “douchenozzle fart mouth.”

The moment I meet my very short, balding blind date, he skips the introductions to say this:

i love hanging out with my white friends

I’m with you right here. I’m mixed race as well and I constantly have my identity validated and invalidated by those around me. Some tell me I’m white, some tell my I’m black, some tell me I’m chinese, others call me a fucked up mix, just a hodge podge, a freak- and I don’t want to pass as anything, I just want to be…

White people are fucked up.

I’m sorry but we are not accepting white bitch opinions today. Please respond back when your stinky pussy, flat assed sisterhood has stopped being so fucking racist.

You manage to have fond memories over something that your mother made sure you and your siblings never felt scared about. Your mother kicks serious ass.

I think Satan’s (the commenter not “the adversary” or master of evil) senior photo is kinda foxy.

It was already annoying being mixed and looking white without this “tragic faux-latto” bullshit in the news.

I’m pretty sure that’s actually Adrienne C. Moore in the commercial. She plays Cindy Hayes, the unruly ex-TSA agent and one of Taystee’s crew. She and I share a combined hatred of potato-sack shaped business wear.

Samira Wiley is so beautiful, and has such a perfectly expressive face. Adore her.

Say it with me

Oh, my goodness, no! If ever we “crack up,” it’s because we’re charmed by the eccentric reading tastes of some patrons (e.g., a patron who regularly requests novelizations of a certain early 2000s-era teen drama series that aired on the WB). I don’t think I’ve ever witnessed any library staff person describe a…

I’m 28 and I cried six times TODAY. (Shut up, I was reading a really poignant book while working an unexpected grave shift, you guys would have cried too.)

I had a Thai employee who was a fairly new addition to the U.S. She went to a Nordstrom’s here and got told by the makeup counter lady that she had “chinky eyes.”

The worst part is, my employee came in the next day and asked me what “chinky” meant. She spoke English really well but was not up to date on idioms or…

I wear MAC to work every day. Face and Body foundation is basically a tinted moisturizer and nothing like the full face look you see on most of their SAs. They have plenty of tame blushes, eyeshadows, and lipsticks to get you through the week. Renee, if MAC treats you right, by all means rock that shit Sunday to…

You will wrest my milk from my dead Scandinavian body. Also, it’s like one of three drinks I can even drink anymore cause of allergies. I think I will go have a glass of milk right now. Milk.

And just for contrast, here is what I ate more or less every day in high school:

It’s because of peanut allergies maybe? I don’t have a kid old enough to be in school but my friends that do say peanut butter in school lunches is now a big no-no. Anything with any peanuts can’t be brought to school because it endangers kids with peanut allergies. But not vaccinating your kid is fine... weird.