Rihanna treats Drake like I treat my one neighbor who always has coke but constantly complains about his ex gf.

We all need this cat head for something.

YES

Oh, I loved Pandora Boxx doing Carol Channing. All non-sequiturs. She was hilarious. "Oh, IIIIIII just wrote down 'I've gaaaat a lovely bunch of COCONUUUUUTS.'"

I can’t be around people who chew with their mouths open. Can’t do it.

I think you could argue that Big Ange is dangerously close to doing Blackface.

For all the youngsters that don't know what Yacht Rock is

Your random all caps shouting made this great fun to read, no joke.

Ohmygod I have one like that too! Walking down the hallway with a new kid, chatting and getting along awesome when one of the popular girls took his arm and lead him away from me. As they left I heard her say “ew, you don’t want to talk to HER, trust me.”

I hosted a Parker Posey film fest at my house once - House of Yes, Party Girl... ok it was 5 of us, and there were only two movies, but we did make VIP passes for the event.

It is so awkward. Glad I'm not the only one who feels a little bad abt how dreamy he is. I definitely cannot watch the movies anymore. That borders on illegal these days. Blurg.

Hi. My name is Guacamole S. Council. Thank you for saying the world needs me.

I think she's also the one we need.

Thank you. So was my rage.

I LIKE ANNE HATHAWAY.

That story was STRONG.

Popcorn-hero is the hero Kitchenette deserves, but not the one it needs right now

I kind of like that. Gives me a chance to chat with the other industry vets before the onslaught of idiots, if I choose. (Or if I'm spoiling for a fight, I can wait, click "show pending," and scroll to the bottom.)

I saw an Eileen Fisher magazine ad featuring this outfit and other seemingly effortless separates in a magazine separate and thought, "Is this what it means to turn 35? I love all of this and wish I was wearing it right now? Am I going to start craving romcoms with Diane Keaton and Jack Nicholson soon? AM I HAVING A…

I am partial to Buff-As-F*ck Hawaiian Jesus.