Rihanna treats Drake like I treat my one neighbor who always has coke but constantly complains about his ex gf.

My favorite is when I stretch and every joint from my hips on down pop.

We all need this cat head for something.

YES

Oh, I loved Pandora Boxx doing Carol Channing. All non-sequiturs. She was hilarious. "Oh, IIIIIII just wrote down 'I've gaaaat a lovely bunch of COCONUUUUUTS.'"

I can’t be around people who chew with their mouths open. Can’t do it.

I think you could argue that Big Ange is dangerously close to doing Blackface.

I've never understood the hatred for the ending. Everything was cyclical and it kept the cycle going with a new civilization. I still marathon the show every year and never get tired of it.

No way! Lord of the Rings are high quality movies. Does anything in the fantasy genre even touch it?

I would disagree, there's enough good stuff in the original trilogy that lends itself to repeat viewings and the world is imbued with such intricate and practical detail that its look should age very well.

My exact reaction the moment I typed it out.

For all the youngsters that don't know what Yacht Rock is

Right up the street from VertiMart. Nom nom nom.

Your random all caps shouting made this great fun to read, no joke.

Ohmygod I have one like that too! Walking down the hallway with a new kid, chatting and getting along awesome when one of the popular girls took his arm and lead him away from me. As they left I heard her say “ew, you don’t want to talk to HER, trust me.”

I used to live across the street from this house!

Verti Marte! Good stuff!

I hosted a Parker Posey film fest at my house once - House of Yes, Party Girl... ok it was 5 of us, and there were only two movies, but we did make VIP passes for the event.

I am Cool_Breeze

I am partial to Buff-As-F*ck Hawaiian Jesus.