Starbucks is my day job for the benefits.

When the day job started offering free Spotify, I immediately signed up for Crunchyroll. I haven’t been so addicted to release days in so long.

He and Tom Selleck were very formative on what I find attractive. That beard opened up new worlds for me.

This is the best name I have ever heard for the Defiant.

That is me folding laundry post Southern Decadence.

I adore this movie and pray for the day it streams

I lost the adapter, then him.

Halloween weekend I got home from the day job at like 1pm Saturday. I didn’t leave the confines of my bed until 1pm Monday. That kind of retreat and delivery and Netflix/Hulu/Crunchyroll was exactly what was needed. Staying in can be magic.

Luckily, I don’t live in Georgia.

I just challenged fellow guests at a wedding this weekend for bad behavior. Thank you for inspiration.

That lip is everything! Also really love the clutch and understated stud earring. Make a statement without drowning out the dress.

I was working as a host at a restaurant when this group of 8 came in without a reservation at the beginning of dinner rush. They tried to get in my face about seat availability and dropped the chestnut, “my wife is the doctor to the owner’s kids.”. I went to the kitchen to ask and turns out the kid went ONCE to this…

My grandfather called them “Cannibal Sandwiches”, at times I miss Wisconsin.

I talked about my cravings for pink dick yesterday, thankfully the person I was with understood. Then we promised to never go to anyone’s improv show....ever.

I miss Broad City. I need more!

Only if you do it with with a raised middle finger.

Unique Howard...I’ll stick with my stage name of Mr. Hojangles.

In this photo she looks like the leader of an evil society. Show me where to sign up.