I just look so very young.

New Hamburgler would totally get my attention across the bar.

Oh my god yes to Pitbull. He may be short, but he just does it for me.

I love tall stupid men, but I just can’t.

I live for a statement necklace...or brooch.

Adam came into my job. I spoke to him and died looking at his perfect litte cub body. It was heaven.

I got it at a Cache that was going out of business. The legs come from biking and years of working on my feet.

It got turned into a really fun outfit a for a concert called “Azz Fest” a week later.

The only good this has been my hair is amazing because of all the humidity! It is giant and soft.

He may be part of why I love bearish men. I rember when he was on MTV, young me had very confused feelings for him.

That inspires rage and immediate loss of appetite for me. I loathe that.

The feeling of dread/excitement was a very intense thing last night. I was shocked by some of those who pulled it together and floored by Max. Though this is the episode that normally starts showing the final outcome.

Nope, you did the right fucking thing.

To be fair all four have differing types of hot, but Matt has the most socially accepted form of hot.

I feel awkward about Neville becoming dead sexy. Like homeboy can get it sexy.

I am a 34yo man and for some reason drapey knitwear has been calling my name. If it looks like a cult leader will wear it...I am there. I got a really good Chicos sequined top at a resale. I love Chicos.

I want more omnisexual swashbuckling heroes!

Will you come to New Orleans?

Tazo Berry is why I started working for Starbucks in 2002. I miss it to this day. There is no "secret menu" hack to make it. The void in my soul longs for the sweet filling of a TazoBerry™