When are these women going to start acting like ADULTS?

I’ll be so glad when junior high is back in session and you kids don’t have so much time on your hands to be nuisances. 

This is boring. I’m boooooooooored.

It’s a weak sales tactic if you keep putting shit out that makes you look insecure and petty. Minaj and her team need to let this shit go. This is not going to give you a number one album, get you more streams or sell out your concerts. They DID this type of shit before releasing Queen and it did not pay out.

Do people on Jez know something about Swift that the rest of us don’t? Did she eat a bag of live kittens right in front of them or something? 

It is irrelevant because this is an article about Ariana Grande and her new song. Taylor Swift has nothing to do with Ariana Grande or her new song. She is not a part of this narrative whatsoever. And to mention her by name in the article is purposely just to say something bad about her (using certain negative words…

Taylor Swift, who litters her hits with references to the many men she’s been involved with, airing dirty laundry with little self-reflection.

I want to come to Thanksgiving at your house. 

Since I have been doing Thanksgiving at my house, I have changed it up over the past few years. It is just for my sister and my dad so I stopped getting a full sized turkey. 3 or 4 years ago, I started smoking 2 boneless turkey breasts. My sister is the type that wants it to be like it was when she was 12, but I have…

Are you sure you are not my wife?

This is really all I aspire to in life.

I am torn between by desires for leftovers and not wanting to work very hard.

If you make gravy from the drippings, be aware that it comes out extremely smokey from the smoked turkey (obvious, but it was significantly more smokey that I had expected).

I am nothing if not hungry and lazy.

Like I said, feel free to tweak!

Get the Jennie-O turkey breast in a bag! It’s so flavorful and it comes in a self basting bag! No mess no fuss and is super delicious and juicy!! So good!

But you forgot the bread crumbs on either the green beans or Brussels sprouts

oh hell. this looks very lazy. that’s a philosophy i really can support.

If the GOP isn’t done after this mess, especially if Brett gets his lifetime gig, then America deserves to fail.  If the voters don’t rise up and take as many of them out as we can to make damn certain that the next 5-6 Justices won’t be like Brett The Beer Bum, then we deserve all the fuckery they spew out.