No, this:

Can I add one to the list. This film was so bad, it destroyed it's own franchise. Seriously, they couldn't even make games for years. Thankfully that which is dead can always be kickstarted.

Lucky for the defendants, Lindros will forget all of this ever happened by tomorrow morning.

It would be a hell of a catch if you guys can secure it.

Here is a chart of U.S. interest rates since we've been a country. Tell me why you shouldn't be borrowing money now. Why pay cash for something when buying someone else's money is quite literally the cheapest it has ever been?

Every year my wife takes a trip with her girlfriends and I take a trip alone to some random US city. I pick out a city, find a neighborhood most central to the bookstores, and just kind of immerse myself for a week. I find a local breakfast/lunch coffeehouse and go there every day and spend the morning reading…

My favorite of all time.

/calls parents right this goddamn instant because I'm terrified of what J.K. Simmons will do to me

Just the way she rolls. She ends up with basically the same payment after trade-in so it's a perpetual loan. I tell her a lease would probably make more sense but she likes the idea of ownership more.

So basically a reliable Volvo XC90 that will hold its value, at 25K less ?

I feel like starting a #NotAllEaglesFans hash tag!

Browns Owner: What's with these pre-draft shenanigans I'm hearing about Kevin? It's getting some people in the league pretty upset.

"THAT'S TOTALLY UNFAIR HIRING SOMEONE WHO WORKED WITH THE KID BEFORE THE COMBINE!!"

Hernandez must be the first one with the new handgun-shaped iphone 7

We finally have conclusive proof that while marijuana may not make you kill people, it does at the very least make you do a shitty shitty job of it.

Accomplice: Ok Aaron, in and out, no evidence. We hit the target, and leave.

Not to mention, he'll be getting a 4 game suspension.

my claim to fame is that you can find a video on YouTube of me singing Since You've Been Gone with Kelly Clarkson at a concert in Irvine

I unabashedly love Kelly Clarkson.

Okay, not the best Kelly Clarkson song. But, fuck it, I don't care. I've always loved her voice and I'm pretty sure I'd go all Tig Notaro on her if I ever ran into her.