How does this make any sense when the most dangerous part of Mileena is her mouth? Seriously, she used to just suck people in whole and spit out their bones.

I want someone to start an ad campaign for Land Wind. Slogan: Break like the wind.

“Welcome to the Los Santos International Auto Show!”

Angered Query: What do you MEAN I’m not canon meatbag?!?!

These goal celebrations are getting out of hand

Introducing the Apple iMorph!

Oh. You said car. Never mind that.

My car.....I have been racing it to work EVERY DAY for the last 13 YEARS ....Eat my dust Lancia/Porsche/Audi etc...

From what I understand, high heels were invented by a guy. Their first recorded use was to make a short king taller, IIRC.

And that player is a single woman who tweets “Kill all men”. Yeah, that’s totally ok. I don’t give a damn about “kill all men” thing, but how her complaints about transmisoginy, and “killallmen” thing can coexist, confuses me. Why is a harmles joke (which gave me a chuckle, and actually is kinda funny) is an…

Oh no! what are we going to do, someone made a trans joke, the world is going to end with every special snowflake getting triggered. We better not make dead baby jokes, it might trigger the dead babies. Better not make a black joke, they might burn down the town. Better not make a muslim joke, they will blow you up.…

One time I knew a girl who almost slept with a guy before she found out he was a gamer and backed out just in time. I heard she called up her guy friends and they beat him up when he got off his shift at work. Gamers should come out and tell people up front about their lifestyle so they won’t have to take drastic…

For one, the gas giant might have been too big to blow up with the death star. It was designed to destroy habitable, earth-sized rocky planets. Firing it into a gas giant might have just stirred it up and thrown off some debris, or even just created some new weather patterns.