That’s not even his final form. Ba dum tsss.

Play a game in moderation.a candle that’s twice as bright burns twice faster.

I would never ever play any type of this game (except summoners wars) due to my unlucky star.

Did the girl sent 2 companions for help?

MOAR!!!!!!!!!!!

As a spoof game it’s quite entertaining

And on the third day he climbed the rope of trials and everything was fine.

Now can I get bayonetta2 please?

Topless and horses you say? Pray to the Photoshop gods.

I get a Putin vibe.

That’s a face that you can trust. He’s like “you will have fun or I will cut your balls and feed it to the family dogs” statham looking face.

Officer 2: That guy’s sitting on the wrong side of the car!

Me too.

1992. On a microgenius.

Hogwarts?

Okay, I’ve dusted my jacket, fed my dog and oiled up my gun. Let’s do this.

All we ever need is the the wolves howling at the moon shirt. Allows you natural 20, beat chuck Norris in arm wrestling and gets all the girls and boys.

GRAMMARMAN STRIKES AGAIN.

I remember the time when all you needed to overclock AMD was a 2b pencil. God I’m so old.

To the lady with the big asset. It’s appalling that people treat you like that and I’m sorry that some men are crappy.