I love to eat young children.

Why do comets taste metallic mom?

My brain is upgraded. All porn.

Cannibals are actually funny people.

Soylent green is human. Its human.

You swap my kidney for food?

A slice of pizza never looked sexier.

Never ever drink what they give ......

Oh tony. Your hulk buster should just be named hulk busted.

Now imagine that the ancient egyptians were right and you woke up in the dead lands with body parts missing and bite marks.

do you still hear the lamb?

High heels were actually made for man.

I’m the type of friend who will avenge a bff’s death. Why? Because i believe that my bff would do the same

Sums my relationship with my bestfriend.

God light a blunt and saw all was good

Turtles x infinity = 42

I actually love spiders and as a kid would try catching the small ones and pit them against other small spiders.

Its okay i guess.

I remember that toon.