CANNONBALL!
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please do barrel rolls please do barrel rolls please do barrel rolls
“In the long term, we’re all dead.” — John Maynard Keynes, Nobel-winning economist.
I want to say Porsche 917, but I’ll instead say Porsche 956 because of the awesome iconic ad.
Chris Harris for new Top Gear presenter!
Everyone knows how tough/deadly Australian animals are...
Here is Newt Gingrich wearing a live 50-pound specimen on his head, for some reason.
Always On Online DRM.
1992 White Ford Bronco (You can get away with pretty much anything.)
Not to downplay my excitement for the next trailer, but when did releasing a trailer for a trailer become a thing?
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I think Voyager's "Scorpion" wins a prize for sheer efficiency:
If those Pirelli tires are from the future, then we're better off in the present.
We over at Jalopnik humbly submit motorsports for your approval. As much as I love it, it has the dubious honor of being the last true gladiatorial sport. Last year was one of the bloodiest with fatalities including Jason Leffler, Alan Simonsen, Bill Warner, Kramer Williamson, Maria De Villota*, Sean Edwards, Kurt…
We really need to consider solving global disagreements with various motoring competitions. "Germany, after learning the US spied on their nation, challenged America to a Battle at the Ring."
Aww. I thought this article was going to be about the other Flying Crowbar Of Doom idea from the Cold War: Project Thor.
We learned during Comic-Con that Ariel would be swimming into Once Upon a Time. And now, the producers have…
DO YOU EVEN LIFT, BRO?!
This is the most crack-pipey car ever seen on Jalopnik.
What about these guys?