What a spit in the face to the troops. Dozens of brave soldiers made it their duty to testify against and prosecute this evil fucker, and President Trump just flushed their hard work down the toilet.

load those kindness guns with love bullets, boys. we’re about to get into some compassionate combat.

Mark Morgan is everything that's wrong? He's a symptom of the problems in Washington, where people fall upwards by being around long enough. But, please, the last Republican president recycled guys like Dick Cheney and Donald Rumsfeld. Heck, the current one has given us John Bolton! They're all far worse than Morgan…

And the Democrats really turned out, and that’s the problem we have with conservatives — we don’t turn out as well.

Isn’t this what they are upset about.

“Daniel Jones out here dropping dimes.”

She’s the combination of “Can I speak to your manager? + women who begin sentences with “As a mother.” 

Maybe he thought that “Maximum Security doesn’t win” was an insult to his border defense plans? Tough to know with that fuckin guy.

I'm still coming to grips that we both find his daughter attractive.

I’m surprised by Trump’s interpretation on this. The darker horse won, but then after an appeal on technical grounds, the judicial system declared the lighter colored horse - far less qualified according to oddsmakers - the winner. You’d think Trump would be on board.

Damn right! Dems need to benghazi the shit out of the Mueller report. If this report had been about Clinton or Obama - we'd be hearing about it for the next twenty years 24/7.

Seriously, if this is nasty, bring on the Nasty.
Lots and lots of Nasty.

At dinner last night my dad called me a conspiracy theorist.  I’ve been calling him that for years but he finally used it on me about the Russia Collusion.  I’ll never forget that smile.  That smile is the reason I’m gonna move out soon.

I’m an independent voter, and I have voted R, D, and independent at various times in my life. But after these past, well 10 years really, I will never, ever, ever, vote R again for anything at all. Good job, R nuts?

Take that feeling of dejection and use it to remind yourself in the voting booth to never vote for a Republican ever again.

If you have the authority to impose a deadline on someone to respond to someone (whether as a litigant, a government agency or body, or whatever), and someone misses that deadline, a court is not going to look on you favorably if as soon they miss that deadline you run into court and file a motion for contempt or to…

There is no reason to be “civil” with these traitors.

1879 anti-Semitic acts in 2018 would suggest they are a daily occurrence.

“I haven’t studied it,” he continued. “And I think it’s a mistake to get caught up in statistics when we are talking about — thank God — a series of events that are not yet becoming a daily occurrence.”

Yes, in this deeply corny joke, Barr was the no-show chicken, and Cohen proceeded to munch on it.