According to her speech, she had a very successful legal career, beginning at Sidley & Austin, where she worked on marketing and intellectual property law. From there, she became an assistant to the mayor of Chicago and Assistant Commissioner of Planning and Development, before becoming the Executive Director for the…

Can you imagine the kid’s reactions when they were visited by these two stiffs? A haughty churchbitch and a barely cognizant failed model.

Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. What the fuck have ass maggots ever done to you?

Kilmeade is a worthless, useless ass-maggot.

“And, probably, the ratings went through the roof...”

Given what happened to the wooden structures of Notre Dame, I think this is the appropriate place to insert that old Archer “Are we not doing phrasing anymore” JPG.

Seriously, talk about an absolute lack of tact or consideration for the loss the French—and, indeed,…

Thanks for being today’s object demonstration.

Boston Man: Please don’t hold me to Florida Man standards.

“That same afternoon, one of those very expensive defense lawyers argued that the police report describes so well a masseuse “manipulating Krafts’ penis” that there is no need to see the video; defense lawyers generally argue that everything in police reports is wrong.”

The Warriors gave up a 31-point lead?

“if this was started by Islamists, I don’t think you’ll find out about it,”

That’s the trouble with terrorism, the secrecy.

Which is why I laugh when the Pod Save America and other fake progressive corporate mouthpieces obfuscate the issue as “access to insurance”.

With a $5k deductible and a $10k annual out of pocket max, my “amazing” private healthcare is basically just keeps me from having to declare bankruptcy right away if I ever get cancer or have a heart attack. Short of that...it’s almost completely useless. Anything more severe than a GP visit for an ear infection…

God this moment was great - To all the haters and losers who thought Sanders going on Fox News was a mistake, he killed it tonight. 

Consider that this shit would get laughed out of remedial composition courses, let alone anything in the 100 cycle or above—and particularly within Rhet/Comp.

...consider also that assholes who perpetuate these sorts of galaxy-brain level revelations make many times what I do in a year, and I’m the one having to teach…

100% of murder victims died from it.

After all these years, an annoying white guy who won’t go away finally gets me to root for Duke.

If the parishioners had only preemptively raked around Notre Dame regularly, this would have never happened. 

Oh crap: he offered the T&P to the firefighters and not the building! That’s not going to work at all!!

Everybody just relax. The thoughts and prayers have been delivered and will put out the fire and restore the cathedral any moment now.