Oh, no. He’s struggling for “origins.” He knows it’s not “oranges,” but he can’t find the word “origins.” I knew he was sundowning—with a big boost from amphetamines—but to see him struggling with a word like this gave me a new kind of pause. When you’ve seen it happen to one of your parents, you recognize the small…

I await the autopsy with great interest.

Is it Alzheimers?

Can’t wait to hear how Sarah tries to gaslight us on this one.

No, and you know she’s going to vote for him again.

Outside of the times he’s insulted her dad, has she actually criticized Trump for anything?

McCain responded that “people are smart,” which Behar countered with “so am I.”

Socialism is when the citizens of a society get together, pool their resources and decide how to use those resources to best benefit the members of the society. This leads to good things like public education, municipal fire departments and in civilized nations, universal health care.

Yes! Choose a centrist, pair them with a plate of reduced-sodium saltines as VP, and just ride that wave to a sure-fire victory.

Is there a polite way to point my wife towards this article?

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I’m sure this is true but I’m super annoyed at the Republicans claiming victory and the “liberal” media going right along with it while so many people so close to Trump are charged with all many crimes. Manafort sits in jail right now. The things we already know without the Mueller report are damning to Trump at the…

I still get Ben Shapiro videos recommended to me despite never watching a Ben Shapiro video, never engaging with any of the idiots that would watch a Ben Shapiro video, and telling YT multiple times I don’t want to see them. Something in the algorithm is broken.

I am Jack’s complete lack of surprise at this reality.

...I am also Jack’s absolutely boggled mind concerning the idea that a senior WH official actually said this shit.

If there is a God, may the woefully underseeded Pope Thrower fight the godslayer, Deicide Huxtable

No human lives like a human being if their food options can be summed up as “Cheesecake Factory, Chili’s, or Olive Garden.”

It’s almost as if the Catholic Church is saying *just* enough things to sound open-minded, progressive, and modern to avoid having to do anything substantive.

Fuck them all. 

At this point, it’s like a modern, depressing Madlib.

What a burn.