Also the hidden cost of fishing the East river, the multitudes of poor dead gangsters that will be deprived of their sleeping partners.
Have you never seen the clip Slow Jerking by Whitest Kids U Know?
Having a rapist’s baby is NOT the same as wanting to impregnate someone with the baby after the abuse is done. But, sure, try to equate the two.
I have two: One happened to me and was horrifying, one happened to a friend and is hilarious.
Oooh, ooh, I got this. I was a big Oasis fan back in the ‘90s, so when the band came to Melbourne my friend and I decided to go to their hotel. My friend found out they were staying at the Hilton, and they rocked up in their van to a small crowd of fans waiting to say hello. The band was quickly ushered into the foyer…
They’re supporting Israel in the hopes of bringing on Armageddon. Jews dying is just lagniappe.
Forced-Birthright.
It sounds like you maybe have a complaint with feminism, rather than the story itself? Pete is described as a childhood friend. I’m not sure what you’re trying to do with “cis gendered pan sexual leaning a sexual gender queer” thing except make fun of trans people, and I’m not okay with that. Good friends of mine are…
I know you don’t.
If I were Sofia I would eat those fucking embryos on toast like they were fucking caviar.
Am I the only one who expected him to add “and 9/11 changed everything.” after he mentioned the mirror was installed in 2001? I mean its not any crazier than what he actually said.
If so, she’s wearing it better than the virgins.
Fuck off, this a flag for a country that enslave their ancestor killed and still is killing thousands and thousands of natives, a flag from the same country gunning them down like pigs. They can do whatever the fuck they want to do to it.
“Lover, You Should’ve Come Over” by Jeff Buckley.
Unfortunately, some people respond to sweetness and light with a sort of avid viciousness. Full-on Vandemar-and-Croup style of “there’s something nice and pretty, I’d like to completely destroy it.”
Not that they care much about animals, really.
I worked at a Good Times drive-through and a lady asked for "a lot a lot of pickles" on a particular sandwich that called for 3 pickles. I interpreted "a lot a lot" as meaning 9 pickles somehow. Probably because a lot is twice and a lot a lot is three times. Either way, I made the sandwich with 9 pickles.
Buzzfeed surreptitiously deleted a post criticizing their sponsors in much the same way a Jez writer surreptitiously deleted many of his posts criticizing minorities, "foreigners" and women.