Please don't tell her how to feel about her own experience. It is not your place to instruct her on what her emotions should be about something that happened to her.

This is some brave shit.

I'm still making my way through this interview - interesting stuff so far.

I still have more tolerance for a man who was in love with a dolphin sharing his experience and perspective on it even though I have zero ability to relate to comprehending how that's possible than Republicans or any person who just want to make stupid statements in response to things they don't understand.

What you're calling "a government cellphone" most likely refers to phones subsidized by phone companies. The Lifeline program began with the Telecom Act of 1934 as a subsidy to local service, paid for by the high costs of long distance service. After the breakup of AT&T in 1984 (under Ronald Reagan), the costs were…

So asking out of real curiosity here, not trying to be a bitch, truly:

When someone reminds you that you're doing something irresponsible, and your reponse is to do it more, that is always a mark of gross immaturity. It's one thing to disagree, it's another to go out of your way to be a dick about it.

Can you do an article about food carts/ carnival/ country fair food vendors? 'Cause it's a strange subset of weirdness (I have a story about armpits, smears, and dentures). And because someone called you a wiener.

Wtf. Why are you being so rude to people who disagree with you? Regardless of whether you think contaminating food is funny (it isn't! it's actually a crime!) that doesn't justify throwing a hissy fit every time someone says these stories are harmful.

If you can't handle extremely mild criticism, maybe running a public blog isn't for you.

Look, a lot of us who hate it have worked in food service. Fucking with people's food is an asshole move. I'm sorry you don't understand that.

No, stop posting them. It only encourages people. If you are the kind of person who thinks it's okay to fuck with someone's food, then you are part of the problem.

No, I'm not joking. I'm going to the UN tomorrow to enact a travel ban for all white people under 25 to south and southeast Asia. I have that power and I am being 100% serious.

Yes, I have the power to enact travel bands for a huge swath of the globe, and I was 100% serious about doing it.

Lutefisk is *not* rotten fish jello. If it is rotten, something has gone very badly wrong, as I'm not sure it is possible for it to decompose. :-P Unlike the various fermented fish products that Scandinavians eat (and now I'm hungry for pickled herring cutlets...), lutefisk is neither fermented nor pickled. It's…

I was really hoping that you were going to end that story by saying the grossest thing you've ever eaten was Joan River's ass.

I would feel weird if Don Johnson's daughter didn't do coke.

I'm just not sure where you're getting that assumption? I guess I have a hard time imagining someone being... incensed enough to do something like this and not knowing a single thing about the animal rights movement/where their clothing comes from.

I completely and wholeheartedly agree. I am also really sad that Jezebel decided to completely alienate its animal loving readers (which is probably a significant portion; I mean we're all liberals here amirite?) with the tone of this article. Shame on the "activist" and shame on Jezebel for using this ridiculous…