“Ghost writer”!?! Dang it Ray, did you kill him too?

I bet it really was Belichick.

That’s a grade-A coup-de-grace by Jones there. “Motherfucker, we’re doing THE SAME THING right now.”

Somehow you typed “comments from people who are right and speak the truth” and it came out as “trolls.” You might need a new keyboard

They’re like a bunch of Brett Favre’s out there!!!

James Harrison just knocked over his dining table.

Man, the days when SAS was actually a journalist are incredibly hard to remember

Getting paid over $100,000 a year to make Ryan Tannehill cry? I’m sure they are enjoying that practice squad paycheck thoroughly.

“These players are so sensitive...” Stephen A. scoffs before threatening an NBA player who said he wouldn’t talk to him.

This is peak First Take. He speaks one sentence and contradicts himself in the next.

I actually agree with Skip when he says “You do not need to defend yourself on this issue.” Smith really needs to defend himself on every other issue.

Did the rules of baseball change?
I thought hitting a home run was the opposite of being shitty at your job.
I thought losing by 9 runs means you’re being shitty at your job.
Maybe you’re defending people who are shitty at their jobs, because you’re one. Solidarity and all that.
Am I applying your “logic” correctly?

Right? Like, this isn’t a game. It’s your job. Grow up. This isn’t for children. It’s for sad, mad old men.

You kept this going until 3 a.m.? Man, that is possibly the saddest thing I’ve seen in a long, long time. It’s well into the wee hours of a Friday night, and you have nothing better to do than camp out on deadspin to bitch about a post they wrote a month ago which may or may not be factually incorrect? Have you…

Edit: on second thought, not worth it to argue with some asshole manchild.

If you’re coming onto a blog to bitch about a misnamed called a month after the fact because you have found the perfect opening, rest assured you’re not the winner here.

This is why you don’t have a job as an official scorer for an MLB team. That play will not be scored an error in your lifetime.

You said he avoided breaking his wrist.

So midway through the dive, he decided it was a meaningless play (given the NL standings)?

“Well, that’s just the worst way ever to lose a perfect game.” - Nats’ Announcer