Yeah... Jason Aldean isn’t wearing blackface. Putting dark makeup on to make you appear to be the black person you’re impersonating isn’t any different than putting any other makeup color on - say white - to approximate a skin color that is not your own. You might as well be wearing a mask.

For a second I thought she was standing on a non-Hoverboard hoverboard...

What is this fascination with restaurant customers?

Wow Michael Ballaban...why did reading your response to Urambo Tauro cause this to immediately leap to my mind?

Why not spray a skyscraper with NeverWet and knock it into the water?

Well, yeah.

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“But the name Super Saiyan God Super Saiyan is just goofy”

THIS is one of the best paragraph’s I’ve ever read! Thank you for its awesomeness...

Here is the EPIC FLAW in this article, Black Grantland and ESPN:

I played this with my son when it first came out I think - this is the one where a boy lives in a fallout shelter, grows up and leaves to find his father, right?

Democrats.

WOW - literally every point you make about Gun Rights, the 2nd Amendment and why America is unique is totally, completely and verifiably wrong.

Uh...by “Hoverboard” he means “Segway”. And, we’re been riding them for quite awhile ya’ Stupid pothead....

As others have said, this is actually nothing at all like Viagra (because the mechanism of action is not a physical increase in bloodflow to the sexual parts) it is a failed anti-depressant that showed some indication for increasing “satisfying sexual events”. That indication?

Sooooo....basically, no-one gives a rat’s ass about your car and you’re bummed because YOU think your car is a big deal.

I’ve seen what your describing used in automated gas delivery pumps and it did have a smaller footprint than this (at least insomuch as it was operating from within a standard gas station pump housing). All that ws noticeably different was the very small nozzle that came straight out, tracked along the side of the car…

The iTank!