I fixed that tweet for him.

My body is ready!

This is northeast of the Phoenix metro area heading towards Payson. 

Just paying attention to traffic ahead not just one or two cars down the road. I live in San Diego and have seen numerous times when a drive was focused on the car directly ahead of them and not two cars ahead when the need to brake quickly to leave enough room to avoid a collision.

All the moded late 90's Honda Civics in my neighborhood. They have those annoying fart can exhausts and blue HID kits that blind you from a mile away. And they believe themselves to be the best drivers around when they run stop signs and nearly run over a family crossing the street.  SO BADASS

Floor mats. In my Tacoma I replaced the OE carpet mats with some rubber ones after my daughter started walking. So much easier to clean than the carpeted floor mats.

For me it is drivers that cut across three lanes of traffic to turn left and then blocks a lane while trying to get into the turn lane. Means they can’t anticipate the need to move over sooner or they like are jerks in general.

Lime juice all the things!!!!

Pretty much sums up my day at work....Please get me out of the greys!!!

My wife’s(then girlfriend) 1996 Oldsmobile Cutlass. She had bought it used and it had the signs of abuse. The radiator was leaking which necessitated constant maintenance. The CV joint on the passenger side was replaced at least 3 times because it was made out of balsa wood. There was rust on a bit of the body. I…

This is anytime my daughter has a fit in public. Won’t someone take me out of the greys???

I was dying after watching the full sketch the other day after a rather tumultuous day and so needed it. 

This whole week has been like this.

I work at certain retail store that will go un-named but I would have totally been laughing if I caught sight of this.

This is an accurate representation of my feelings for this year.

It is PAYDAY YALL!!!!

This encapsulates my anger that I have been keeping bottled up all week. Will someone please lift me out of the greys?!!!!