On a related note: I now have a new desktop background. That picture's gonna be better than coffee tomorrow morning.

That bear's tongue is incredibly long.

Wishing it was six months from now?

Hey, they have mead in the title and even say it once or twice during the song. And, to quote from the article, "Yar, let's get ye olde drunke." Besides, having an Alestorm thread is far from a bad thing.

My question is: Why is that masked man stealing that ancient Inspiron?

Related? Yes. Appropriate? Maybe.

"Their families were still told that they had received an unknown mixture of isotopes purely for medical treatment."

"The attack would fall in line with the group's..."

My joke failed because the photo of Boris that I posted was eaten by Gizmodo.

Hey man, I didn't mean to go off half-cocked, but I just found someone rifling through my chamber looking for a magazine with a picture of me at a black powder rally. I told them there was a clip of it online, but they'd have to scope it out on their own.

That's a very hollow point for someone of your caliber.

Your van has a painting of this guy on it? What strange subject matter for van-side art.

That wasn't my aim, but I felt it was a loaded statement.

Most of the HPs I come into contact with are shot anyhow.

A couple years ago, for the hell of it, I plotted the possible locations of R'lyeh as stated by H.P. Lovecraft and August Derleth, and cross-referenced those points with the closest known geographical location - "Point Nemo" - to create a sort of Cthulhu Triangle. I've since updated the map to include the theorized…

I hate to pour gas on this already raging fire, but the original article shoots your theory absolutely full of holes, even going so far as to have pictures directly to the contrary. Case in point shown on the left.

"Does that mean there really aren't any shortcuts in life?"

"Each of the 'points' was a little atom, and the whole structure was cooling so that the points were locked together in something that could not quite be called a pattern."

"All he did was peer through an electron microscope at a pool of rabidly cooling pool of aluminum and manganese and notice something weird."

Snakes aren't generally found in frozen rivers. Well, not live ones, at least.