Aaaaaaand the bears are sold out.

I dug the calling out of AT&T.

He went to a perennial doormat and won a Super Bowl while the genius who was supposedly the source of his immense success coached his team to a sub-500 record. I once could have bought that Belichick was the real driver in NE, but it’s clear that those championships were very much a joint effort.  Brady’s a weirdo,…

Just don’t forget to stay away from salt or tomatoes. 

It should be entertaining to see him spend about 3.7 seconds on actual commentary on the fight only to devolve into trying to relitigate literally everything about his presidency and how much better he could do everything for the remainder.

That woman is fucking COLD. 

Yep, she’d swear up a storm if she was celebrating a development, so that’s consistent.

Cant argue with DT. I saw this stat couple years ago where at that time she was 13-0 in winner take all games.......like WTF!?!??!

Even worse is this grown ass man still acting like he’s in grade school ....  You know the the bully that wants to fight in the school yard after school ... Grow up TO

Andy Reid had absolutely destroyed McNabb’s talent by the time they made that Super Bowl. Trying to turn him into a pocket passer was a huge mistake.

Newsom is going to survive, and Republicans can blame themselves for two big reasons:

i can’t even count how many marriages of mine Olivia Munn has ruined.

Mulaney praised his partner for taking him on at his post-rehab shakiest. “She held my hand through that hell,” said Mulaney,

I’m still reeling from this one.  Addiction is a daily struggle, I hit 25 years clean this past June and still there are times I struggle with it.  

Hey God, you’re taking the wrong ones.

Scientific fact.

Leave him on a deserted island with only a Fleshlight volleyball for company.

On the one hand it really can’t be easy to grow up in the household of people who have conquered Hollywood. Trying to define yourself and find a path in the shadow of beloved entertainers must be fraught with struggles and self-doubt.

There’s no need to be that barbaric. Let him finish his dessert first.

Thank you for the laugh.