joe2345
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joe2345

“How dare you not settle for working part-time at minimum wage, all so that I can shove a burger in my fat fucking gob!” -AngryBob-VA, probably

Are you a piece of shit from Texas, because you totally sound like a piece of shit from Texas.

You say you are not accusing her of cheating but that’s exactly what you did!! You essentially crapped all over her victory. WTF!!!

An alumni of the Dave Chappelle School of Saying Shit and Covering Via ‘I’m Just A Comedian’. Except he doesn’t have Chappelle Show level of coverage.

Kirk doesn’t love America.

If there’s a scene of him Facetiming in his car wearing Oakleys, we’ll know what the director was going for...

Guys...I don’t want to cause a panic here, but I’m *starting* to think gaming has a male toxicity problem...

I mean we all know they’re morons but damn this is next level stupidity. And because I need a laugh today I’m posting this somewhat relevant gif

Just a typical racist troll doing racist troll shit. She meant what she meant, but her message isn’t directed at non-racists, it’s aimed at the idiots who are driving around with Trump flags and bumper stickers, acting as if he’s a king in exile.

Lifelong Tribe/(Guards?) fan .. which I guess ‘Tribe’ has to change too, which is fine. Love the new name, love the reason behind it, love that they did it, love the graphics and whoever wrote the script for the video deserves an atta boy/girl.

In my house, I think they’re hated about equally. If my girlfriend finds either one, she immediately asks me to get it out of the house, because she’s just too creeped out to take care of it herself.

They should have gone back to being the Cleveland Spiders. Cy Young played for the Spiders, and he was okay.

I love all the hemming & hawing about how harrrrrd it is to name a big important NFL sports team, meanwhile the NHL was like “Fuck it, the new team is the Krakens!” and everyone loved it.

I heard someone last year suggest that the Braves change their name to the Atlanta Hammers in honor of Hammerin’ Hank Aaron, and, holy shit, is that not the BEST name you’ve ever heard for a baseball team?! It even rolls off the tongue when you say it out loud, The Atlanta Hammers. I love it.

There’s no way the Washington football team will manage anything so gracious or positive.

I’m expecting a profanity laced video of a drunken Dan Snyder snarling “fine, are you happy now, you babies?”

Still feels like this was less about Nichols being racist and more about her not wanting ANYONE to have the duties that were specifically hers (and were laid out in her contract) because the ESPN higher-ups realized THEY were lacking diversity. 

to be this stunningly stupid is an achievement, in a way

What’s the difference between a bag of cocaine and Clapton’s 4-year-old son? He never let a bag of coke fall off a high-rise balcony.

Eric Clapton just isn’t the type of guy to inject dangerous, untested substances into his body.

The blinding is an apparent misreporting. The victim was tracked down a few years back and claims he was already blind (yes I know it's the Daily Fail):