(meanwhile, on the low, he’s secretly thinking “go on...”)

“I live in Oakland, you fucking asshole! You’re a loser!”

Truly. It’s some nectar of the gods type shit. 

Watching Lakers fans’ attitudes devolve from brash, haughty bravado to finger-pointing, pearl-clutching and just flat-out whining has been the sweetest fruit.

What the hell is that on top of his head that appears to be trying to escape?

She and Roger Stone come from the same micro-cephalic, inbred, cesspool.

I still kinda want to join an adult hide and seek league ever since Portlandia did that sketch, though that’s also partly because my 3-year old still struggles to grasp the game’s basic concept.

The Knicks could use him next season...

If you approach it from the “consequence culture” angle, there’s really nothing here. I feel like if you’re going to write a cancel piece you should be required to also state what the appropriate consequence should be. If you can’t think of anything then you should probably not publish it.

Pizza, ice cream, gaming, and crafting in some order.

It’s funny because I hope he fucking dies.

haha an excellent & completely accurate description

Or, option #3:

On a somewhat related note... LET’S GO KNICKS!

Richard Marx could have a beef with any human being in history and he’d win just because he’s married to Daisy Fuentes.  

additionally, referring to Kevin Hart as a “comedian” is stretching things a bit to begin with.

They go to a church which is pro-conversion-therapy and against gay marriage.  They are garbage people.

Sigh. I knew that it was only a matter of time before I learned something disappointing about them. My wife watches a couple of their TV shows. After this, I doubt that she’ll want to watch them ever again. 

The last time Chip was confronted about attending a church that hates gay people, his response was to get all exasperated and say something like, “GOSH why can’t we all get along? What difference does it make?”

Yeah, I watched the whole thing waiting for some kind of big tonal fuckup. It’s not her greatest performance, but it’s certainly not worthy of an entire article’s worth of ire (no matter how satirical it’s meant to be)?