Follow it up with Powerwolf if Lordi does it for you.

*shakes fist at cloud*

If I had to list any negatives, it’d be that the game’s education value needs work. We learned how to spell “K-O-N-G,” like, literally decades ago.

As you said, it’s the potential of the character that I love. Conversely, as a DM, I hate designing NPCs. I’m sure it has almost nothing to do with my players not caring about them other than “Can I sell you my crap?” Coming up with compelling villains is fun, though, because your players don’t have much of a choice…

Many of the character movements seem to evoke 90s anime to me, if not particularly the aesthetic itself.

I didn’t play this one, but a good friend of mine who frequently DMs for his entirely-too-comedic-for-his-own-good brother told me about it. This was the sort of guy who routinely played characters like Velvet Merlin, the flamingly straight sparklemancer from Greater Fairyton. He wanted to play a half-orc wizard, but…

Coil whine often has one of two causes: Power Supply or Video Card. I’ve found that the power supply cause is alleviated by only buying Gold or Platinum efficiency rated PSUs. The video card whine is difficult to avoid because even the most expensive cards can exhibit it under load, and it can easily be mistaken for…

That doesn’t look like any Crocidilus Pontifex to me.

As long as they make a killer prairie oyster.

And I hated all the music from 1996! How does this quiz even work?

Stories like this sometimes make me wish I hadn’t stopped playing EVE back in college. However, then I remember that I graduated and found a good job as a result of quitting. It’s a strange duality.

I share this sentiment entirely and have since cancelled my Humble Monthly subscription. I think the final straw was getting Lara Croft GO as one of this last month’s unlocks.

I share this sentiment entirely and have since cancelled my Humble Monthly subscription. I think the final straw was…

Today I learned too much information.

Few things have stuck with me more than the music from that game.

Ooh, when are you doing one on Earthbound? I don’t personally know of any other games that included a Scratch’n’Sniff card with it. As far as other games that included strategy guides, I seem to remember Phantasy Star II coming with a frickin’ enormous one that was almost impossible to play without (at the time when…

It obviously doesn’t take place in our actual reality, but a sort of creatively inspired tangent.

As I said, mine’s pretty beefy. For reference, here are the specs I’m running it on:

There are two sides to every story. Ark actually runs perfectly fine on my PC with everything on maximum, but I’ve probably got one of the beefier machines you can build for personal use.

Dwarf Fortress.

Secret of Evermore is one of the greatest games ever made.