Dry graphite lubricant works really well for loosening up sticky locks and door mechanisms, it just needs to be reapplied every few months.

I just bought a new car this weekend, so I’mma go for a drive.

Amiga 1000 - Childhood, Gateway 2000 - Highschool, Custom-built Awesometron 3000 - Everything after.

TIL my hands are the same size as Luke’s. I’ve always had complaints about controllers being too small for my hands, with the exception of the classic Xbox 360, which is just about perfect for these meatpaws.

Nope, I’m glassing the planet and drilling through for all that sweet, sweet unobtainium. I’m sure their god-tree burns as well as any other wood.

I think the better question is: Can I win as the humans?

This gives me hope that I might like Torment. I really wanted to like Pillars, but the dialogue fatigue set in pretty early for me.

I kickstarted this so long ago and, now that my copy is finally available to play, I don’t know if I have the time or inclination to get into a truly deep RPG.

I never really got into Pokemon aside from a brief stint with the card game when it first came out. However, one of my favorite game mysteries that I personally confirmed to be true was the existence of the legendary “Goo King Sword” in Breath of Fire III (the PSX version, not the PSP version). Could only be found as…

Holy crap, someone who remembers RPGWorld.

Or President Dick Richardson from Fallout 2.

Everyone does. Been playing roguelikes for decades and only just now started convincing myself that losing is, in fact, fun.

Ah, good ol’ Tales of Middle Earth Maj’Eyal. Greetings, roguelike brother.

I would be right within that age range. Bonded with my dad over playing the first Final Fantasy.

It’s another little thing, but “auto” and “manual” actually mean something specific when it comes to cars, and it doesn’t involve whether or not your butler drives.

It is still the best. Everyone has their favorite Final Fantasy game that they keep going back to. This is mine. This is the one that I replay at least every couple years, because I always find something I missed, despite being absolutely sure I’ve found everything. This one and Tactics.

He’s like 100 kittens in a man costume. Everything he does is adorable.

Oh man, so many of them. My favorite one, to this day, was a Gnomish inventor from a Steam Punk alt-history campaign named Baron Gottfried von Immelheim. He came from a turn of the century fascist Prussia that was ruled by an analog supercomputer named K.A.I.S.E.R. (the acronym was some really long German name we came…

Says you. Some of us play Dwarf Fortress.

I keep clicking Reroll on my stats until I get something I want, invariably seeing a really good set and thinking “I can do better.” Repeat ad nauseum until settling on worse stats an hour later.