Well, obviously they’re future stealth fighter jets.

Starving college students typically don’t work outside of their studies and, apparently, time spent in MMOs. Or are you implying that I have since not found a job? In which case, your implication is incorrect.

Ok, story time. So, I’m the antisocial type, and I played EVE for years and made a buttload of money ($1,000+... that’s a lot to a starving college student) off of selling my characters. I did all of this by being social in the game. When I tried to go back to it a few years later, I tried to solo it with myself and a…

I wonder if he’s referring to local or online co-op.

Gonna be getting some tabletop RP on, then maybe some Witcher 3 and, if I’m lucky, hopefully get some Divinity: Original Sin multiplayer in.

Was it less? Twenty seven years later, I don’t remember if I beat him or not. I feel like I did, since I was one of those kids that spent hours grinding to level 99 before beating the game.

I remember walking back and forth on that damn catwalk for an hour trying to fight WarMECH. The book said he had a 1-in-64 chance of being encountered, but he sure didn’t like to show up when you were looking for him.

It’s a perfect space 4X in nearly every way, save for having multiplayer. And, in case there’s any confusion, I’m referring to Distant Worlds: Universe. I believe there were earlier versions, but I haven’t played those. Some industrious people have released some very good mods for it too.

It’s a perfect space 4X in nearly every way, save for having multiplayer. And, in case there’s any confusion, I’m…

I did the same as you, actually. I’m so hyped that I spend the weekend playing Distant Worlds to relieve my frustration.

I did the same as you, actually. I’m so hyped that I spend the weekend playing Distant Worlds to relieve my…

Darn, doesn’t include Stellaris. Was hoping to pre-order another copy for a buddy of mine on the cheap.

Darn, doesn’t include Stellaris. Was hoping to pre-order another copy for a buddy of mine on the cheap.

Also, why stop here? Why not have a whole Ghibli area?

Gotta be careful with Samus cosplay. One bump, and all of those upgrades fly right off.

I didn’t think Bronze Swimming Certificates came with a degree emphasis. Shows what I know.

Calling WildTangent a “game company” is about as much of a stretch as calling Alex St. John a “decent human being”.

Just the mustaches. Their beards all migrated south.

The Hipsturglar.

This has all the subtlety of a Chick tract. I guess that’s what they were going for, though.

I knew it: Jude Law is a time-traveling Love Mechanic.

Which show?

All of the above, sir/ma’am. All of the above.