The Hipsturglar.

This has all the subtlety of a Chick tract. I guess that’s what they were going for, though.

I knew it: Jude Law is a time-traveling Love Mechanic.

Which show?

All of the above, sir/ma’am. All of the above.

Hmm, too doomy, though I guess it fits with the overall theme of the game. Needs more epic power riffs and speedy drumming.

Yeah, that gulf looks closer to about 20' deep.

The king is dead, long live the king!

I know what a munchkin is, man. I was being purposefully obtuse.

Yeah! Nobody wants to see that! Well, I mean, some people do, but it’s admittedly a niche fetish.

You mean before they boiled it alive and ate it?

I did not know that. Thank you for the information. You just made my day!

All of my excitement has shifted from this over to Stellaris at this point. My 4Xs need depth beyond reckoning.

The sysadmin community is currently treating Windows 10 like malware (myself included) and blocking it both at the client PC with GPOs and at the firewall. Sadly, this doesn’t help you, but anybody else wishing to avoid your fate should read up on how to block GWX through the registry. Tell Microsoft you’ll upgrade to…

An insufferable asshole typically is the side-effect of eating raw cheese.

Rock Sprocket Hollow

There are a lot of organisations that take care of necessities like food and sanitary items for people in need (thankfully), but not as many that help out with passing the time – which for me at least was why the temptation to turn to alcohol and drugs was all too strong.

I must go, my people need me.

There’s an “In Soviet Russia” joke here somewhere, I just know it.

Looks like the Emperor’s finest is busy purging the heretics.