Don’t forget Deathclaws. There were intelligent ones. Good racial bonuses, but probably couldn’t use much armor or anything that required hands. Double-bonus if you have a Deathclaw wielding a Deathclaw Glove, though, because Munchkin.

This is not costume play, this is costume business.

Not with that hair, mister.

I think I play too much Cards Against Humanity. First thought: Two squidgets shitting in a bucket.

Currently playing the alpha of Sheltered. It’s very fun, and easily the most polished alpha I’ve ever played. Aside from some balance issues and the fact that it’s not feature-complete, it feels very close to a finished product already.

You and me both.

I fear that fact is what my decision, and resolve, will actually hinge on.

Neat.

No, Bethesda. I won’t do it. I’ve already bought those games three or four times over. No, not even if you do put it in a mini-nuke... Goddammit.

Not speaking as a dev or coder, but that software was originally designed to only run on the x86 architecture, though that could be surmounted with one of several emulators. The real problem you’d run into is probably graphics and control scheme. Those games are full of really tiny textures and print that would not…

Throw in Chrono Trigger/Cross, and you’ve pretty much got the soundtrack to my high school and college life.

I will stand by my assertion that there has never been a better use for live-action FMV than the first Red Alert.

...the power of stubble.

As of this writing, the link hosting the game is down.

See, I’m the exact opposite. Normally, I can’t help but hate elderly, pie-baking, Southern women. Tree Trunks is the exception.

Ron Gilbert: Proving to the world that it is possible to make something of yourself despite growing up in La Grande, OR. You were an inspiration to me to also escape.

I read Inafune’s portion as Chairman Kaga just now.

I’ve been playing LISA on PC (Steam). It’s very Earthbound-like, though pretty dark.