At this point, my stomach was somewhere near my feet. I was numb. But things got worse, and almost hostile. We were told that sometime during the meeting we were losing access to our computers. We were being locked out of everything. I was extremely lucky. I kept an external hard drive connected to my PC. I used it…

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Just look at that tessellation.

It's the triumphant return of the Kotaku Fish - Now with HypeReal® scales and dead, fishy eyes. Clearly, it's censoring something extremely graphic, provocative, or disturbing in the background there.

You get meetings? Lucky. I get emails from people asking why their Outlook isn't working. How's that for a headscratcher?

Truer words, sir, have never been spoken.

Having everybody throw everything they have at you in Munchkin to keep you from winning... and still winning.

Well, they are the Jedi of the sea.

Yeah. I'd much rather purchase the "All DLC Included" version.

Holy ECL, Batman!

It's the difference between "Let's eat, grandma!" and "Let's eat grandma!"

I can't argue with that logic.

A turn of phrase. As opposed to falling Stateside. Stateside being in the US.

I love how popular Arino-san is among the gaming culture in Japan, and I hope his popularity only grows Stateside.

You know, while it may not be on par with Perlman's Fallout intro, the live-action intro evoked a very Red Alert feeling.

Admit it: the only reason you didn't is because it's impossible to choose just one.

That's not just useful romantic advice, that's useful life advice.

The title of the thread could also have been "Sex makes babies?!"

I'm with you, though some of these bugs make me think EA is just trolling people with this newest edition. Or their QA department, at least.

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