Curb aside, I absolutely agree about the bidet thing. When I am president/dictator, I will make them mandatory in every household.

Aubrey Plaza in short shorts with a english accent is making me feel things

man, it’s just sad that we’ll never get to hear Funkhouser’s eulogy for Larry

I don't think he had anything to do with Them. 

One of my favourite jokes was Nathan eating a sauce packet as a snack when he was undercover as Thriftyboy.

Wes Anderson and Bill Murray. Both like being eccentric and absurdist so they play nice together. Also Wes Anderson and Jason Schwartzman. And also Wes Anderson and Owen Wilson. 

Selena Gomez doesn’t deserve anything for that horrific wooden acting.

She also needs to eat a sandwich.

Phoebe Bridgers was in that Apple commercial where they used The Pixies song Gigantic. It fucking sucks that the Republicans are taking away our freedoms but we can at least take a moment and laugh at Apple for not realizing the song Gigantic is about gigantic cock.

Understandable, he’s not the Gary Youngman he used to be

Dark City is friggin’ amazing. One of those movies that seemed to come absolutely, utterly out of nowhere and was sadly overlooked at the time of its release. I’ve been recommending that one for twenty-five years now.

Being The Ricardos (Prime Video)

There’s a lot to criticize Whedon for. The fact that when he was FIVE, he and a four-year-old neighbor played near a pond and then the kid tragically drowned, is absolutely not one of those things. And it’s not on any spectrum related to murder.

At least they’re together again.

Selena Gomez? She felt like she was in a different show half the time.

I love him and hope this goes well but there’s no way I’m seeing a comedian at the United Center

“Gladiator and The Martian seem pretty universally liked”

Is it gauche to ask if Joe did the interview in character as “Joe Pera”?

Cobb went to visit the chemist and tried his super powerful sedative. When he “woke up” he spun his top in the bathroom, but stopped it before it fell. Everything from there on is a dream.

One of Seinfeld’s great strengths was the fanatical commitment to absurd characters by its guest and recurring actors. Even when the characters had texture, they never flinched from pushing the performance to its limit.