Support thread for folks who found both Force Awakens and TLJ boring and realized you’ll never love Star Wars as much as you did as a child and that’s ok

I sure this review will be received reasonably and people, regardless of whether or not they agree with it, will debate politely. It’s a good thing Star Wars has never caused people to behave in a disagreeable fashion.

I'm going to probably be in the minority here, but I didn't get Once upon a time in hollywood. I didn't dislike it, but it felt empty to me. 2+ hours of nothing much happening, followed by five minutes of horrifying violence and then an uncomfortable ending. The detail was stunning but in hindsight countless scenes…

I've seen Nealon's wife. I'd take care of myself too.

That Phair and Morissette’s respective careers went the way that they each went to the point where Phair will no be opening for Morissette and not the other way around just goes to show me that I ended up in the darkest timeline way before 2016.

Yes, but dammit, we COOK with it. Let’s see you make all your lovely baked goods, sauces, and mac n cheese dishes without it!

Hey, Billy Madison and Happy Gilmore are perfectly cromulent films! I will not, however, defend Little Nicky. Like, what in the hell was that?

“Hump," "Leg," "Hump," "Leg," "Lick," "Butt," "Butt," "Balls," "Hump," "Leg!"

In response, let me just put out there - and I’m only saying this because I care - that there are a lot of decaffeinated brands on the market today that are just as tasty as the real thing.

Neutral observer here. When Grisham overran the ball you saw him basically start to collapse after he realized what had happened, only to then realize he couldn’t even mourn his mistake since it was only the 8th and Soto was still running the bases. Man, I felt that.

What idiot called it A Philosopher’s Definitive (And Slightly Maddening) Case Against Replay Review and not A Chrysippus Story?

I shall invent a device that alerts Dolphins fans when they are being erroneously charged for purchases. It will emit a Dolphin-call shriek if a skimmer is used to rack up a fraudulent charge. I will call it “the Miami Sound Machine.”

What’s the deal with statutes of limitation?

I’ll always appreciate him because he was the first pitcher to win the Cy Young despite not winning many games thus pissing off all the old baseball people. 

So what you’re saying is you’d like us to get behind this?

If he wins 11 of his last 10 games he has no competition for best manager ever.

(cites no place with actual free cheeseburgers)

Me: I am a grown adult man with mature tastes and a discerning intellect.

Don’t worry, guys.  I found a matching thumb donor.  From one Drew to another.