Oberlin? Regardless of its GPA, I don't feel that the Internet would thrive in an environment so replete with libtard cucks. I'm really losing faith in the A.V. Club college counseling system.

I'm sorry if this is going to ruin its GPA, but I'm going to have to give the internet as a whole a "C+".

This gives me a great idea for how our country can further degrade itself by electing an internet joke in the next election!

To be fair, there's no concrete evidence that Hitler ever scratched his butt on a rock, so Lawrence is down one right now.

Christ, what an asshole.

Do you think he owns the Robert Palmer album "Clues" though? CLASSIC stuff.

I assume at this point she'd be playing the titular relic. ziiiiiiiing

He's going to personally administer the Voigt-Kampff test to every person on set, including craft services. Especially craft services.

Yeah, this shit really sucks. I feel like if these guys had a hit on the scale of Imagine Dragons or whatever they'd be about equally maligned. I'm still baffled by the amount of goodwill Bon Iver seems to get; my old coworker made me listen to his second album endlessly and it was torture.

Only a Sith deals in tired Star Wars prequel jokes.

*Sorts into "not a reason why trump won" pile, with "popular vote" and "asparagus"*

Let's be fair, it also has their raddest album art, easily.

You're always a fascist buzzkill who hates independent artists when you suggest that maybe some illegal venues deserve to be shut down until… y'know… something like this happens.

Can we call a moratorium on bringing up the "play like your mama died" story every fucking time Maggot Brain is mentioned? I've read this in so many music articles I could swear I was in the studio when it happened.

They've only covered one Staind album. There's gotta be, like, at least two.

White House Clown

Lucas would have included this line in the original, but the technology just wasn't there yet.

I always thought it was just some 50's kitsch that gets joked about periodically, and was utterly baffled to see a kid reading it on the train one day. Besides that one kid, I have no idea where or why people still read this.

I must not cum. Cum is the bone killer. Cumming is the little death that brings total satisfaction.

lol wtf is dong