I guess a David Cameron joke would have been too easy.

I don't keep detailed notes on these idiots, but Huckabee seems pretty hard to beat in the "worst" department.

I love New Order and would probably take them over Depeche Mode, but it took me a long time to get over just how… shitty they are. Even up to Low-Life they just sound like they can bearly play, even on studio recordings. It's really pretty charming, though, and the songs rule regardless.

Upvoted mostly on the strength of "Hand in Power Glove".

Oh man I am so using "crowd applesauce".

By coincidence, I was watching The Hills Have Eyes for the first time when I got news of Craven's death, and the point where this theme really hit home for me wasn't when the stranded family murdered somebody, but when they used their mom's corpse as bait. Still not cannibal-rapist level bad, and you gotta do what you…

This seems like a pretty shameless setup for an AV Club joke and I will NOT stoop to that level.

Dammit, who left Crow out in the rain again?

IRONY ALERT

I always get SSL errors whenever I try to log in with my AVC account so now I have to post out of character with my stupid shitty gimmick account.

¡Jódor! *plays salsa on Jódor keyboard*

It's funny, because I made this account to comment on a Jodorowsky article. ¡JAJAJAJAJAJAJAJA! Jodor.

Jodor!