If Ridley Scott and John Carpenter opened a sushi bar...

So Obama can take our guns.

Semi-OT, but does anyone else get this very “uncanny valley” feeling whenever you look at Blac Chyna? There’s something about her features and her skin that make her look doll/mannequin-like. Everything is too smooth. I can’t tell if it’s her makeup, her cosmetic procedures, or photoshop, but I haven’t seen a picture…

Yeah, it was still not okay to seek out an Asian person you don’t know to have the white person guilt convo, and that is really how it looks to me. She joked about it afterward, but the feelings of having to hear/witness/be asked to be in that conversation must have been maddening.

Its this kind of thing that really fucks up the left and progress in general. In this instance, Tilda had a constructive conversation with her peer about how to address an issue, and then Cho takes it and warps it and makes it ugly.

Why do I have a feeling that Kanye is going to be performing at Trump’s inauguration?

Chyna, girl, that pasta looks like it came back up for a second viewing.

FUCK HER AND TREVOR NOAH FOR ALLOWING HER ON THE SHOW.

h o l y s h i t

I love reading old reminders that our ancestors were just as horny as we are. Recently I learned about the Secret History by Procopious, which was written in the 6th century and is full of some outrageous slander about Theodora, Emperor Justinian’s wife. He basically writes a whole thing about how much of a slut she…

Would genuinely be interested in hearing your definition of “identity politics.”

I feel like a drunk Jon Hamm whispering to Kathy Griffin “you’re sooo old” would make me laugh so hard I’d pass out. In fact, if he whispered it to me drunkenly I think I’d throw up from laughing. Something about picturing that seen is really hitting me funny.

“Bush doesn’t care about black people.” -Kanye West, 2005.

I’m so proud of those people who felt maintaining their political purity was more important than a Trump-controlled Supreme Court.

Eight years of this. We have eight years of this ahead. Because let’s be honest, it’s almost impossible to knock off an incumbent President and Republicans are too scared of him.

I’m sorry, but who among us would not fuck Harrison Ford, especially Han Solo-Harrison Ford? It is for this reason (as well as murder Hitler when he was just a shitty art student, and someone else I won’t mention in case the Feds are watching) I would build a fucking time machine. To fuck Han Solo/Raiders of the Lost…

you know what i will miss most about obama?

“We ran a candidate whom everyone hates...” is untrue, but I’ve decided that the Dems should choose their next candidate SOLELY on the basis of “is s/he likeable?” because that’s obviously the most important factor to voters. Someone needs to buy the domains jenniferlawrence2020.org and georgeclooney2020.org.

IMO the Democrats got crushed for several reasons: