Between this and this

Fuck people who stayed home, wrote in Bernie, or left the President choice blank (My Father.) even more.

Do not spend a second of your life worrying about me.

When I was 16, my mom asked me what I really wanted for my birthday. I told her I wanted a car.

Taylor is pregnant with large dinner.

No. It’s too early. Mom has woken him up for his Totino pizza rolls breakfast yet.

This post has been up for five whole minutes and nobody’s made some pointless “Bernie Sanders should be the candidate” comment? Amazing!

While sexist and motherhood-obsessed, Iappreciated this and the hazing metaphor.

#andNOthispostisNOT’shading’anyonebecauseimnotelevemyearsoldimeanseriously

That’s actually an argument I use when I’m phone banking for the Clinton campaign. I remind people that Hillary has never publicly thrown her IT people under the bus; she took responsibility like a boss. We all know what BabyMan Trump would do in the same situation.

Between the human asshole that is Donald, an actual Weiner, and reminders of Bill’s inability to keep it in his pants, it has never been clearer why we need more women in power.

I feel like it’s the White House IT department that should be investigated, not Clinton.

You got it

There is nothing mysterious about it. Set up your email on a computer with any of the mail programs on defaul settings it starts syncing everything on the server not just the unread messages.

Yeah, you’re right.

Christian fundamentalist terrorism.

Same way a creation museum shaped like Noah’s Ark can get an $18 million tax break.

Same reason Christian organizations are allowed to teach abstinence-only sex ed programs in government-funded public schools, I guess.

My question is this: How is a Christian organization allowed to do a “Christian interactive experience” haunted house in a government funded public school?