JESUS FUCKING CHRIST WITH THIS GUY.

It’s Hillarys and Cubs evil plan to destroy civilization

THEY ARE NOT REOPENING THE INVESTIGATION! Stop with these misleading headlines and read Comey’s actual letter, a portion of which you posted here.

All I’m sayin’ yo.

Oh, for fuck’s sake.

This was definitely the scariest. The hair on my arms was standing up.

Ah man I cant believe I missed the window to submit. Honestly I look forward to this every year. Might as well write mine here in case anyone wants additional reading.

“We didn’t have an armoire.”

HOW HAVE I NEVER NOTICED THE FACE ON THE SCALE?!?!?

Actually, this is more likely the reaction of E! hearing about the split and how much better it’ll make the show:

E! hq right now:

PUT HIM IN JAIL

I want Justin to rot in prison for what he did to Janet just like everyone else. But this law he broke is definitely 100% unconstitutional. Speech (and pictures are form of speech) about the government and voting is literally the point of the First Amendment.

Who does that man hand belong to, Khloe?

I had to pause the video and take a moment when Newt fucking Gingrich accused Fox fucking News of liberal bias.

I need to give him a hug, or a belly touch. What a sweet, great man. I hate that he felt the pressure to remain closeted, and I hate that he feels guilty over heeding that pressure.

Maybe that’s what I’m forgetting...

I’m beyond excited and legit teared up while watching the preview.

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