He looks like a Navy Seal action figure came half-way to life.

I am so happy the Megyn Kelly thing was on here, because goddamn was it perfect. And Kara perfectly summed up my feelings for Megyn- 99% of the time she is terrible, horrible, no-good, and very bad. But that other 1% is when she does things like this, and I can’t help but love her. Also, this:

The heart wants what the heart wants! I can’t help it.

I could see Angelina getting out ahead of the whole shit and doing a really well crafted interview.

Anne all the way. Angelina has shown a preference to her in the past. Plus Matt’s too glib and smug and twatty.

Fuck you, man, that shit is delicious. Also, this isn’t the time or place to diss SC. Fuck off.

my worst Miss U.

Maybe that’s the only time he can get his phone back from his aides? Serious question: how much of his constant attacks on Machado are a heavy handed attempt to frighten other women who have also been mistreated by him from going public?

He Who Shall Not Be Named has made them bold! There’s no shutting this down in our lifetime. Progress in this country is two steps forward, one step back and this right here, is a step back, the backlash to the incredible leap forward that was Obama.

Ann Coulter doesn’t have the stamina to be a professional troll. Have you seen her lately? Something’s really wrong with her, a lot of people are saying. Had to cancel an event. Sad!

Dump the CGI and just put ol’ Rach in a wig or something. She’s clearly not afraid to look goofy/ugly on TV and is funny AF.

yesh. poor rachel dratch has not had an easy ride in hollywood

“Fred Armisen in a wig and a dress is a deeply shitty joke”

i remain unconvinced that this is not a portlandia sketch

They look beautiful!

Trump is one of those pairs of flip flops they sell out of big bins at the grocery store. He’s orange, of course, and both sets of straps are broken.