Clinton better win by a goddamned landslide.

Oh, yeah...that’s the stuff. Thank you for the greatest post on Jezebel ever, Ellie. btw, why haven’t they made Turkish oil wrestling an olympic event? Seems like some kind of anti-Turk bigotry to me.

Good lord. She’s right — there really IS something so wrong with her brother.

Ray LiGaga?

Ungraying the poor people stuck in the grays who are not meany-pants, and occasionally post a silly comment.....asking for a friend....

Please get drunk and fight the Deadspin staff.

There’s sadly no commenter Olympics.

Easy for him to say. He won’t be the one going through the heartbreak of having a child with microcephaly.

Seriously?! Not just all of this ridiculousness, but you DIDN’T GO WITH YOUR WIFE WHEN SHE WAS COMPETING IN THE OLYMPICS?!?! How many Superbowls did you make her sit through? She literally competes one week every four years. WTF?

Have you ever heard of

It might be equally unlikely that he would have been president without her. They support each other’s ambitions and like most couples, drive each other’s destinies.

I want them both in my backyard. Surely there are enough bad works for a life-sized, bad art chess board, right?

It’s a deeply disturbing confluence of low-information voters and the genuinely paranoid/unhinged.

I read this article. It’s great. The evolution of hatred towards Clinton, for insubstantial things like her tone and her personality, reveal that there isn’t a logical or permanent reason for the veteran Clinton haters. They bear the constantly evolving face that misogyny must take, in modern times when we’re so…

I went into that article expecting to get valid reasons for the hate and there were none. It is an interesting read though but I agree, disturbing.

Guys, this Slate article about why people hate Hillary is pretty interesting and disturbing: http://www.slate.com/articles/news_…

I have always found issues of diet have always been an upper-middle class obsession. Everything from Atkins to this gluten-free vegan craze is usually the product of people who worry less about the money needed to purchase than the origin of their leafy green or their eggs. I grew up around mostly poor people and I…

Ughhh.

While we’re on the subject, this is what the inside of a penguin’s mouth looks like.

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