she’s cool with it tho

Posh’s response:

I want all dat fine wine.

Spoiler: I am the husband.

I agree that it’s newsworthy, but we’re also in the midst of more newsworthy events stateside.

Comment from my bestie on my outraged FB post this morning:

No record, no mugshot, no criminal past, legally permitted weapon, complete cooperation, all on video.

I’m getting so tired of boner lens some guys get when they interview women they find attractive. It feels like they can see anything beyond their appearance.

It’s hard to count to two around such a hot woman!

I don’t think she is criticizing pregnant women in the public, I think she is criticizing how other people are with pregnant women. They always want to touch your belly, ask about when it is due, names, gender, blah blah blah.

Suspicious? No.

FUCK ALL LOW FAT DAIRY!!

You’ve been very lucky with your bosses if this doesn’t ring true to you.

Mutual bearding.

The picture of Kris about to suck out that drinks soul will forever haunt my dreams. I think she is responsible for the not teaching or at least teaching the wrong thing.

WHY DO THEY ALL EAT LIKE THIS?!

Lorelei Gilmore would love those shoes.

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