You betta recognize

THANK GODDESS

Yes mama let em have it

woof that’s bad :(

The body of the main letter is actually sort of impressive... If she would have left it at that I would be so proud....

thats a read darling

honestly it was one of the worst experiences ever (I’m 24 - have only had minor surgeries in the past). But I could have done more to be prepared and educated on what the recovery would be like. I had a really really hard time rationing my pain meds because it was so painful and they gave me liquid hydrocodone....…

They’re horrible.

you win :(

do u guys think she used a stunt double

Thank you for so eloquently stating this.

I demand a recount

“From deep inside her Coors Light can-filled bubble...”

I’m sorry Bobby <3

is it just me or does it look like Connie’s hairline (wig?) is pulled way too far forward in the Kimmel vid? no shade but it really caught my attention... her hairline looks so natural in the first one.

yazzz thank you!

If you don’t want to hear about them stop paying attention... Nobody’s forcing you to.

“Her face then returned to its human form and she rolled the stone back over the doorway into her office.”