Was Paul the original paying driver? His crazy father funded his rides.

That looks slightly better than I imagined but still a bit cosy. Especially when the driver goes to change gear 😉

So wooder they all mad about exactly?

So, basically, non-Tesla carmakers have standards?

I interpret that as more “say whatever you want about politics around the event, just do it AFTER you praise the guys who actually died in the attack” more than “CONNECT THIS TO CLINTON!!!”.

I bet you randomly yell “SPORTSBALL!” whenever a group of people around you starting talking sports.

It should be called The Cleveland Steamer

GETTING A HIT IN AN MLB GAME!

Not a sin in the Christian sense, but definitely a big no-no for most sailors. Sailors of the past (including the 1800s recent past) tended to be superstitious, and rechristening any ship was not to be taken lightly. When you’re on a small pile of metal and wood in the middle of death on every side, you don’t tempt…

Today I learned why old-timey scientific research ships might have scary names.

Saved money on tackling dummies. 

They only buy the floor mats?

how many times has Ovechkin, parked in the left circle, yelled at him “bitch, set me up?”

They really fucked it up this time, didn’t they my dear?

Don’t bullshit me. That’s Mark Davis with glasses and a slightly better haircut. 

I’m sorry, but this is part of what’s wrong with baseball. Next time they should put it in his ear!

Not sure what this has to do with this article....

The Kicks isn’t that bad. It’s super light and kinda okay to drive. If more cars were 2600 pounds, the world would be a better place. 

Yeah, but don’t forget, the USMNT and all of its players do not support the USWNT at all because individuals didn’t comment on ongoing litigation despite y’know, a previous published letter of support and this one.

I have reached out to every member of the US Men’s soccer team, former President Obama, and deceased football legend Johan Cruyff for comment. So far I have received no response. I think that says it all.