Can’t tell you how many text messages I exchanged with friends seriously worrying about the health of a person I have never met and will likely never meet.

Jesus, man. This is harrowing. Like everyone else in the comments, I’m glad things didn’t go differently.

Phew. I was having such a bad day until you guys whipped out Josh Bell’s big Pittsburgh dong.

How has “Infinite Tucker” avoided the NOTY bracket? That’s an 80-grade name

Zach Smith looks like a guy who tells his friends, “I know they have to act like that, but that stripper was definitely into me.”

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This is so much more wholesome than when Clark the Cub harasses opposing players for HJs.

Manny Machado: good-natured scamp.

i thought the new one wasnt so bad but looking at them back to back.... yikes

I find myself trying to love the Camaro. And I just cannot for the life of me find myself behind the wheel of one. The 5th gen had it right. All I can see is Ford and Dodge eating Chevy for lunch, dinner, breakfast and the $5.99 all you can eat crab leg buffet 24/7. The 7th gen cannot get here fast enough. The Camaro…

It’s actually pretty good, but yeah, that description doesn’t do it any favors.

I was about to go hard at you for besmirching Michelle Obama. Then I remembered who is actually FLOTUS. Then I got sad. 

To be fair, people should be saying that Alabama is a poverty stricken wasteland.

You got screwed in the playoffs.  Congratulations, you’re officially an NHL franchise.

I don’t drive to Moab to cover EJS, it’s just an arbitrary deadline I choose (and also, it’s when my Jeep friends are out there). And since EJS ended on Sunday, I made it in time! (But barely!)

You’re confused. Sansa is just a character, Sophie Turner is the actress (and powerful psychic Mutant possessed by a cosmic entity with godlike powers) who plays her.

Absolutely the right take on this. I work at a Chev dealership, and seeing the salesmen try and sell this lukewarm baby stroller to families is just so so sad.

That Onyx package in Green looks just right.

I'm not seeing a connection to the two concepts you attached. 

One might call them ‘denial-minivans’, even.