“Absolutely not. In fact, our curriculum is specifically designed so they don’t even accidentally read about it in books.”

Anyhow, we’re both really looking forward to our wedding night.

Marco!...

I’d push the attendant call button then hide.

Pope Thrower is this years auburn. You don’t want to run into him until you absolutely have to

All I see is a Focus on stilts, with the ass of a RAV4

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I mean I can be mad at George Zimmerman being found innocent, hundreds of cops not facing any murder charges, and still think that Jussie was guilty and deserved jail time. It’s not all mutually exclusive.

Man... we need some answers. What the fuck is happening!?

Coincidentally, Lonely Master was 2/3 of my high school nickname.

The thing is, you can regain your swagger playing Chinese basketball, but you lose all your confidence again an hour later.

As with all Streaming platforms, how do they work when you have piss poor internet? Poorly or not at all. There is no other alternative than, Poorly or not at all.

Math is sometimes hard.

Get to play good COD games again?

Jesus Christ people, you talk about Green Book like it’s 90 minutes of white guys burning crosses. If you don’t think it was the best movie released in 2018 that’s fine, but it is thoroughly serviceable and has a message that is at least attempting to be positive. The white character is depicted as a racist ass for…

Wait, hold up. Those Chevy commercials told me they won the JD Power Most Reliable award. You mean to tell me those awards are worthless? What about those normal people and their important opinions?

I know it ain’t my fight, but I’m honestly a little disappointed by this. From an outside perspective it looks like Kaepernick decided to take some cash over fighting for his principles. I’m sure it’s likely much more nuanced than that, but with the NDA in place he’ll never get the chance to explain his reasoning…

That gap is big, but that still makes the IndyCar the 2nd fastest machine around COTA. I wanted to know how fast Marc Marquez’ fastest MotoGP lap was and was surprised to find it was 2:03

When will people stop trying to push this “family connections” bullshit about NFL coaching? Just because you’re somebody’s relative doesn’t mean you aren’t qualified and earn your job through meri—