“Absolutely not. In fact, our curriculum is specifically designed so they don’t even accidentally read about it in books.”

Anyhow, we’re both really looking forward to our wedding night.

Marco!...

I’d push the attendant call button then hide.

Pope Thrower is this years auburn. You don’t want to run into him until you absolutely have to

All I see is a Focus on stilts, with the ass of a RAV4

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I mean I can be mad at George Zimmerman being found innocent, hundreds of cops not facing any murder charges, and still think that Jussie was guilty and deserved jail time. It’s not all mutually exclusive.

Man... we need some answers. What the fuck is happening!?

Coincidentally, Lonely Master was 2/3 of my high school nickname.

The thing is, you can regain your swagger playing Chinese basketball, but you lose all your confidence again an hour later.

All the GizMedia articles from yesterday had a line rightfully concerned about connection speed required and we’re gonna write this one ignoring the fact that Chromecasts are strictly wireless? Playing a game on a wired PC at 60fps will be taxing, imagine having to play it via WiFi 50ft and 2 floors removed from your…

As with all Streaming platforms, how do they work when you have piss poor internet? Poorly or not at all. There is no other alternative than, Poorly or not at all.

Math is sometimes hard.

Get to play good COD games again?

Do people really struggle to get a full 24 hours out of their Apple Watches? I usually charge mine overnight, but I’ve worn mine for 48 hours straight recently without even hitting the low power mode, and that’s pretty consistent with a couple of coworkers who have one as well.  I wonder what we’re doing differently…

On a target that wasn’t even mapped prior to the crafts’ arrival. All they aimed for was a blurry lump of pixels, the probe had to show up and make the maps itself. 

Sending a spacecraft 3.2 billion miles into space and having it land within 6ft of its desired location on a 1km wide piece of space rock is the sort of engineering mindfuck I was hoping for on a Monday.

Kentucky is sort of in a trick bag when it comes to the two main renewables, it’s not a very windy or sunny state. It’s also a right-to-work state so the union push may be problematic.