Every time I see one of these I think “Man, this thing is THIS close to being cool.” I like that they refuse to change the general body style (of a Hearse) but it just seems like a little this and a little that and it’d look like a much nicer vehicle. But then I think that what I’m asking them to do is make it look…

!OR! a mobile ordering system where you submit your drink request, get a number, and when your number is called, you get your beer. Easy for the bartender (no trying to yell your order) and easy for the customer.

The ones I’ve been to in PA recently have given the cards back.

All of the stars. DST needs to be year-round for the whole country.

The goal of everything on TV is to get as many people to watch it as possible. IndyCar is struggling, but exposure on ESPN/ABC and now NBC will keep the sport (barely) afloat. If Dorna wants MotoGP to take off in the USA as they continue to claim, they need to be in a spot where the average Joe can find it. Just…

Oh yeah, you right. Bein. The channel that’s in my lineup between the Big Ten Network Alternate Channel 10 and the Playboy Channel. The channel that’s ONLY in the most expensive package my provider offers. So easy. How silly I am.

Oh yea, you right bro. My bad. Easy as hell. Anyone can do it really.

Which is why MotoGP is so, so good right now and it sucks so badly that it’s so hard to find it on American TV’s. From the looks of testing, this could be another insane year.

Every few months I try getting into Hearthstone. I play for about a week and start feeling confident in my decks and my skill. Then I hit about rank 19 on the ladder and get absolutely shit on my constructed decks and remember why I don’t play regularly. I don’t have the cash required to sink into this game and…

That Marquez picture in the head is just insane and people don’t realize it. Marc is going one direction, his front tire is going another direction, and his rear tire is going a third direction AND HE DID IT ON PURPOSE FOR SPEED

Is that an Audi or am I blind now

I didn’t see this mentioned, but exactly who will be placed on 2nd? Does the batting team get to choose? Does the pitching team get to choose? Is that person technically in the game for another player? If not, does the person who’s scheduled to be up first lose an AB and get put on 2nd? If they “run”, do they have to…

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October 12th instead of the standard fare 2nd week of November release? Think Activision is nervous about Battlefield 5? Any other notable games being released in October?

Why does everyfuckingthing need to have a shitty #brand name? Call it a new tailgate. It doesn’t need a fucking trademark.

That color makes my pants shorter

$69 fuel tank skid plate

It seems as though we’ve waded into some Greyson area on the interpretation of the rules

Shocked to learn this took place in Chicago and not Boston.

Pretty slow news day over there at the Deadspin desk, eh bahds?