soccer sucks

...passed through the state assembly with a 69-0 vote.

Several Inches Further Down the Bat is the title of Kim Kardashian’s upcoming biography.

Everyone knows nobody subscribes to Brazzers anymore now that you can get most of the videos free on CornHub PornHub. Stupid gift, IMO.

I’m with you Josh. If it takes more than 3 days to complete, fix it somewhere else.

By ugly I hope you don’t mean different. Different is bad. Bad bad bad. Heaven forbid we have a car that doesn’t look like anything else. The humanity. “KILL ALL THE JUKES WHILE YOU’RE AT IT!” he exclaims.

This rain delay is a prime example of why NBC does NASCAR way better than Fox.

Idea:

How many years do they have to wear those braces?

My sister lives two blocks from WBC. It’s been widely publicized but a guy bought the house across the street and painted the siding in rainbow colors and installed a rainbow flag above his house and has all kinds of signs in his front yard. They have to walk past it every time they go to church.

...while giving the woefully underused Captain Phasma a moment in the sun.

Get rid of the corny games and Adam Ferrara and I'd watch again. Ironic that the comedian is the least funny of them all. Tanner is annoying but he knows his shit. Rut is hilarious and born for TV.

It’s a shame Magic couldn’t offer the Lakers more AIDS during his tenure.

:(

What I want:

PFT floated an actual idea with coherent thought today:

“Damn.”

I don’t think you understand how obscure works.

This is my favorite thing I’ve ever posted on Kinja.